The Jar of Dirt

"It may look like a Jar of Dirt, it may talk like a Jar of Dirt but don't let that fool you, it really is a Jar of Dirt"

- Someone who came into contact with The Jar of Dirt

Most people see this rather odd item and either laugh or scoff it off, believing it has no significance of any kind. well be warned now, even a fool recognises the true power of this unsuspecting container and its contents. yes anyone could just get a glass jar and fill it with any old patch of soil but quite frankly at that point its just a Jar of Dirt, but not THE Jar of Dirt.

It is said that The Jar of Dirt has so much amount of unbelievable power that it puts all legendary items to shame, even when put together, melted down and reformed into something stupidly powerful. Everyone who has ever held The Jar of Dirt claims they received abilities of untold magitude and could believed they could even challenge the gods and not only survive, but come out on top.

Whether that is true of not remains to be seen, but there is one common factor that all holders shared:

- whoever is in possession of The Jar of Dirt is stupidly hard to kill